Come again?

Today at work, someone approached me and asked me a question I could not respond to, out of both fear and my lack of desire to further insult her.

Wow, your socks actually match your shirt… I have a hard enough time getting the two socks to match, let alone trying to match them with something I am wearing.

Others in the vicinity simply quietly looked at one another, I think everyone with a curled corner of their lip.